Thursday, December 31, 2009

The Worst Movies of the 2000s

I've been sick since Sunday night. So, needless to say, I've had some time on my hands. And I went through wikipedia and the list of all the movies that came out this decade. And I made three lists: The Great, The Guilty, and The Garbage. Today, we begin with The Garbage. The Crap Movies that were made in the 00s. The ones that could have fed small countries instead hurt our minds and wasted our time. The only requirement to be on this list is that I actually had to watch it.

I present to you, in chronological order, The 33 Worst Movies I Saw in the 00s:

  1. Down to You (00)
  2. Someone Like You (01)
  3. Cats & Dogs (01)
  4. Down to Earth (01)
  5. Driven (01)
  6. Head Over Heels (01)
  7. Sweet November (01)
  8. Reign of Fire (02)
  9. Walk to Remember (02)
  10. From Justin to Kelly (02) *
  11. Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, and Blonde (03)
  12. Pirates of the Caribbean (03)
  13. Little Black Book (04) *
  14. Along Came Polly (04)
  15. Bad News Bears (05)
  16. Must Love Dogs (05) *
  17. Sky High (05)
  18. Stealth (05) *
  19. Dukes of Hazzard (05)
  20. The Guardian (06)
  21. Material Girls (06) *
  22. Bobby (06)
  23. Because I Said So (07) *
  24. In the Land of Women (07)
  25. Spiderman 3 (07)
  26. Shrek 3 (07)
  27. Evening (07)
  28. License to Wed (07)
  29. Drillbit Taylor (08) *
  30. Hancock (08)
  31. The Ugly Truth (09)
  32. Land of the Lost (09)
  33. Bride Wars (09)
* = the crappiest of the crap


Tune Back in Tomorrow for The Great!